Thick Moustache: Gentlemanly Studies on Modern Leisure

I Hope You Like Missiles

I Hope You Like Missiles

Most sidescrolling shooters include missiles. This game LIVES missiles.

The light’s dying and Sony killed it

We’re starting to run out of things we can’t blame on Sony.

Bridge to Nowhere

Bridge to Nowhere

The hardest part about building a minecart track through an ocean of magma is everything.

Red Alert: Ideas are Hard

Red Alert: Ideas are Hard

The Command and Conquer team has admitted defeat at the hands of mediocrity. They’re so crestfallen they’ve asked the Internet for help.

Week of 5/23/11 – Duke Nukem Impostor Alert

Week of 5/23/11 – Duke Nukem Impostor Alert

This week’s Mountain Dew Release of the Week is DiRT 3. Duke Nukem: Critical Mass wins the Preparation H silver medal.

Better in Black and White

Also known as the Crappy Cinematographer test. These all pass.

Viewers in Cannes flee due to horrific violence and sexuality

Fortunately, it’s the fake kind. Unfortunately, it’s Antonio Banderas’ new movie.

Batnerds, activate Batboners.

Batnerds, activate Batboners.

You may want to prepare a fresh pair of shorts before you read this.

CBS finally has a show that I’ll actually watch

What's the matter, did you get lost in his eyes?

That’s not saying a lot, I’d watch Michael Emerson do almost anything.

Floating Island Realm Coming to Minecraft

Expect Minecraft architecture to get at least 120% more insane.

Hulu Plus, I’ve got another bone to pick with you.

Hulu Plus, I’ve got another bone to pick with you.

Hulu Plus, I love you so much. Why do you make me do this to you?

Microsoft loves a good Hole in the Wall

The geniuses who name games poorly strike again. Is there some kind of committee for this level of incompetence?

Netflix is kicking Torrent ass

Should I file this under “David is right and is great,” or “David is right and is the greatest”?

Schwarzenegger’s “Secret Kid” scandal won’t affect his movies

Schwarzenegger’s “Secret Kid” scandal won’t affect his movies

Whoa! It’s almost like he’s some kind of international movie star.

Beastmaster

Beastmaster

A classic in its own right, this week I talk about Beastmaster, because what’s better than the story of a man and his dog… who gets murdered… in the first half hour.

Week of 5/16/11 – Annual Rockstar Release

Week of 5/16/11 – Annual Rockstar Release

The only crime I want to solve this week is why developers keep making fantasy games.

Swanson

Swanson

Oh, noes! Wonder Woman gets cancelled before it airs.

Oh, noes! Wonder Woman gets cancelled before it airs.

By “Oh Noes,” I mean thank you, Jesus. You are merciful and good, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Stipe

Stipe

Mos Def to join Dexter Season 6

Yay!?!?

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One Last Missive

One Last Missive

A transmission for those who are lost.

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Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Seriously, let's play Portal 2.

6. “Urine?”
Big surprise, we solved some puzzles. Bigger surprise? We didn’t spend a good fifteen minutes staring at the walls in hopes of figuring it out. Yup, we really had our genius hats on for this one, right up until our enlarged genius-brain filled heads couldn’t fit through the exit door. Then we took off our genius caps and promptly realized we were still morons.