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Man, we suck at running contests

Man, we suck at running contests

Fortunately, our word is our bond, so we have some winners.

Celebrating the Holidays

Celebrating the Holidays

We ring in the holiday season with some cheer or at least something similar enough that you might be fooled into thinking it’s cheer.

Reminder and notice! Our Saint’s Row: The Third Photoshop Contest

Reminder and notice! Our Saint’s Row: The Third Photoshop Contest

You can win a copy of Saint’s Row: The Third, all you have to do is bust out Photoshop, and make Sean look like an ass. So really, just bust out Photoshop.

Saint’s Row: The Third Co-op–Fun with Fighter Jets and Dildo Swords

This is obviously the straightest thing that two men can do with an evening.

What’s better than dong bats and shooting guns? Other than fighter jets and tanks, of course.

Exciting ‘StacheCast-related News!

Exciting ‘StacheCast-related News!

Hang on to your jockstrap, you’re about to get kicked in the entertainment cajones.

A New Let’s Play Rises – with special guest

A New Let’s Play Rises – with special guest

What’s better than more exciting adventure? Nothing, that’s what.

Well, folks. George Lucas has gone and done it again.

Well, folks. George Lucas has gone and done it again.

Just when you thought your memories of Star Wars were safe, Creepy Uncle George went dicking around in them again… with his dick.

Sean Has Been Found

Sean Has Been Found

We’re still on the look out for his dignity. Please contact us if you have any information.

Episode 12: Double Trouble

Episode 12: Double Trouble

We revisit TROTPOTA, discuss The Devil’s Double, then video games with Rage HD on iPad and The Last Rocket.

Sean is Feeling the Heat

Sean is Feeling the Heat

He took off without saying goodbye. Now, we’re trying to pick up the pieces.

Episode 11: Something Tastes Like Taffy

Episode 11: Something Tastes Like Taffy

Nitrobeard.com’s Brian Belida guest stars as the gents talk about Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Spider-Man 1967, and Bastion, with detours into Man vs. Wild & Women’s Moto X.

“Work It” is a sign of the impending apocalypse.

“Work It” is a sign of the impending apocalypse.

The bell tolls more clearly for our impeding doom from this than it did for the debt crisis.

Breaking Breaking Bad

Breaking Breaking Bad

I promise you, AMC. If you screw this up, I’m coming for you.

Episode 10: This Podcast is Exactly Like the Godfather

Episode 10: This Podcast is Exactly Like the Godfather

We discuss the artistic merits of Captain America: The First Avenger, the crappy merits of Frozen Synapse and the kick-ass awesome merits of Bastion.

Episode 9: Wait, you can do that??

Episode 9: Wait, you can do that??

Our heroes talk about Captain America, Shadows of the Damned, and Atom Zombie Smasher. Sean chimes in from a robot’s asshole.

No More Bulletstorms

No More Bulletstorms

The days of shooting a man in the crotch for points are over. However, Duke Nukem will probably still get a sequel. Great.

Surprise Camping Trip!

Surprise Camping Trip!

I take a break from my grand construction in order to get lost in the middle of the damn woods for a week.

Almighty Thor

Almighty Thor

This week, I watch Almighty Thor! I’m so excited, I’m about to eat lightning and crap thunder.

Rubber

Rubber

Another week, another terrible movie. This time, it’s the pretentious tale of a sentient, psychopathic, psycho-kinetic tire. If only the tire had turned on the jackasses behind the camera…

The Citadel’s Shell and AWOL Ghasts

The Citadel’s Shell and AWOL Ghasts

The Hard Mode Minecraft epic continues with creepily absent Ghasts and crap tons of cobblestone.

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One Last Missive

One Last Missive

A transmission for those who are lost.

Let's Play: Every Friday!

Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Seriously, let's play Portal 2.

6. “Urine?”
Big surprise, we solved some puzzles. Bigger surprise? We didn’t spend a good fifteen minutes staring at the walls in hopes of figuring it out. Yup, we really had our genius hats on for this one, right up until our enlarged genius-brain filled heads couldn’t fit through the exit door. Then we took off our genius caps and promptly realized we were still morons.