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Week of 7/4/11 – Independence Day

Week of 7/4/11 – Independence Day

Focus testing has shown that people find fat kids less repulsive then ever before!

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

I really need to stop watching movies about the ocean. My motion sickness is getting greater than my self-loathing with every viewing.

Week of 6/27/11 – The Clancy Genre

Week of 6/27/11 – The Clancy Genre

Now that Tom Clancy is officially a game genre, we’d like to gracefully bow out of the whole game thing.

Week of 6/20/11 – Shadows of the Lazy

Week of 6/20/11 – Shadows of the Lazy

Laziness abounds in this late, late edition of Release Notes.

The Room: The Play/Live Reading

The Room: The Play/Live Reading

I laughed until I cried, then I met Tommy Wiseau. Good play? No. Good time? Hell yes.

Week of 6/13/11 – Uncle Duke

Week of 6/13/11 – Uncle Duke

Dirty old Uncle Duke is back and he’s leering at your baby sister.

Week of 6/6/11 – Unwashed Electric Junk

Week of 6/6/11 – Unwashed Electric Junk

Using the power of imagination, I ponder which of this week’s releases would be better with more violence.

Titanic II

Titanic II

I set sail on the Titanic II for wave after wave of suspense. I think I’m seasick.

Week of 5/30/11 – Synonyms for Slow

Week of 5/30/11 – Synonyms for Slow

It’s a slow, slow week for games. Find out if I take a nap or not.

Bridge to Nowhere

Bridge to Nowhere

The hardest part about building a minecart track through an ocean of magma is everything.

Beastmaster

Beastmaster

A classic in its own right, this week I talk about Beastmaster, because what’s better than the story of a man and his dog… who gets murdered… in the first half hour.

Week of 5/16/11 – Annual Rockstar Release

Week of 5/16/11 – Annual Rockstar Release

The only crime I want to solve this week is why developers keep making fantasy games.

Fallen Earth – Clone Life is a Bitch

Fallen Earth – Clone Life is a Bitch

I play Fallen Earth and come to the conclusion that clone life in the post-apocalypse is a bitch.

Battle of Los Angeles

Battle of Los Angeles

Sometimes, it’s just not bad enough to get good… this is one of those times. I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.

Week of 5/9/11 – On the Brink

Week of 5/9/11 – On the Brink

Someone should have told me that games come out every week before I started doing this.

Week of 5/2/11 – Battle of Kick-Ass Edition

Week of 5/2/11 – Battle of Kick-Ass Edition

Movies come and movies go, but eventually, they wind up on Netflix Instant. Let’s see what’s coming up this week.

Building The Magma Subway

Building The Magma Subway

I’m building a kickass Minecraft fortress…in hell. And every fortress starts with a glass tunnel through a lake of magma, right?

Week of 5/2/11 – Frigg, Thor’s Mom

Week of 5/2/11 – Frigg, Thor’s Mom

One game has a blond Norse god, the other a hip hop duo. Hopefully, racial superiority won’t be decided by these games’ quality, because it might be a tie. Pretty unsatisfying.

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One Last Missive

One Last Missive

A transmission for those who are lost.

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Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Seriously, let's play Portal 2.

6. “Urine?”
Big surprise, we solved some puzzles. Bigger surprise? We didn’t spend a good fifteen minutes staring at the walls in hopes of figuring it out. Yup, we really had our genius hats on for this one, right up until our enlarged genius-brain filled heads couldn’t fit through the exit door. Then we took off our genius caps and promptly realized we were still morons.