Games
Pid: Holy Charming Shit
The future of indie gaming looks bright, because with games like this, it’s making me want to have its babies.
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Saint’s Row: The Third Co-op–Fun with Fighter Jets and Dildo Swords
What’s better than dong bats and shooting guns? Other than fighter jets and tanks, of course.
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Skyrim Day is Upon Us
I’m still waiting for someone’s head to come clean off their shoulders like in Fallout 3. Other than in the intro. Spoilers?
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I beat Batman: Arkham City… and some thugs in the face
Like hitting guys in the face for justice? Good. So does Batman.
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Hulu Plus coming to Wii, and other things you probably shouldn’t care about
Nice! More content that I may or may not be able to watch due to some insane licensing agreements.
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A Very Special Episode of Portal 2
Remember that part in Portal 2 where we all learned a valuable lesson about rape?
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GameStop’s Bid to Rule Everything
Everyone’s favorite game retailer (by default) is trying to place its bets for the future and it’s putting its chips on everything.
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The Great Red Netflix debacle
Netflix is splitting, but offering a new video game rental service while they do it… what’s all the rage about?
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New Zelda Game Lasts Approximately Forever
A new Zelda game is coming and it’s full of surprises, but not it in the game. That’s pretty much exactly the same.
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A New Let’s Play Rises – with special guest
What’s better than more exciting adventure? Nothing, that’s what.
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Warhammer 40K: Space Marine: The Demo
Someone decided to put space marines and orcs in the same game. I’m too busy chopping dudes in half to groan.
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Oh, good. Ben Affleck is making a video game movie.
A common ambition for people who are morons. Ask Uwe Boll.
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God dammit, Nintendo
Just when I think I’m out, you pull me back in. Like a jackass.
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The Massive Human Boner’s Reign of Terror Continues
Brendan McNamara is on a roll, like the kind he eats with a stick of butter inside of or like the roll he does as he gelatinously bounces his way down a hill after tripping on an entire roasted pig.
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Quit making excuses with your face and play video games.
It’s fun and good for you! Just ask columnist Jeff Luger!
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Tarn’s Chastity Fortress
Some game developers think they have it bad. I guess they don’t know about Tarn, the man of one thousand sadnesses.
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Nintendo: Knocking on Sega’s door?
Plummeting towards obsolescence or merely sliding?
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World of Warcraft: Free to Play Until Level 20
In case you were concerned that enough people aren’t addicted to this game.
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No More Bulletstorms
The days of shooting a man in the crotch for points are over. However, Duke Nukem will probably still get a sequel. Great.
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Assassin’s Creed Embers features Old Fart Ezio
Maybe this will be as exciting as Solid Snake being a codgerly old fart!
