Thick Moustache: Gentlemanly Studies on Modern Leisure

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Pid: Holy Charming Shit

Pid: Holy Charming Shit

The future of indie gaming looks bright, because with games like this, it’s making me want to have its babies.

Saint’s Row: The Third Co-op–Fun with Fighter Jets and Dildo Swords

This is obviously the straightest thing that two men can do with an evening.

What’s better than dong bats and shooting guns? Other than fighter jets and tanks, of course.

Skyrim Day is Upon Us

Skyrim Day is Upon Us

I’m still waiting for someone’s head to come clean off their shoulders like in Fallout 3. Other than in the intro. Spoilers?

I beat Batman: Arkham City… and some thugs in the face

I beat Batman: Arkham City… and some thugs in the face

Like hitting guys in the face for justice? Good. So does Batman.

Hulu Plus coming to Wii, and other things you probably shouldn’t care about

Hulu Plus coming to Wii, and other things you probably shouldn’t care about

Nice! More content that I may or may not be able to watch due to some insane licensing agreements.

A Very Special Episode of Portal 2

A Very Special Episode of Portal 2

Remember that part in Portal 2 where we all learned a valuable lesson about rape?

GameStop’s Bid to Rule Everything

GameStop’s Bid to Rule Everything

Everyone’s favorite game retailer (by default) is trying to place its bets for the future and it’s putting its chips on everything.

The Great Red Netflix debacle

The Great Red Netflix debacle

Netflix is splitting, but offering a new video game rental service while they do it… what’s all the rage about?

New Zelda Game Lasts Approximately Forever

New Zelda Game Lasts Approximately Forever

A new Zelda game is coming and it’s full of surprises, but not it in the game. That’s pretty much exactly the same.

A New Let’s Play Rises – with special guest

A New Let’s Play Rises – with special guest

What’s better than more exciting adventure? Nothing, that’s what.

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine: The Demo

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine: The Demo

Someone decided to put space marines and orcs in the same game. I’m too busy chopping dudes in half to groan.

Oh, good. Ben Affleck is making a video game movie.

Oh, good. Ben Affleck is making a video game movie.

A common ambition for people who are morons. Ask Uwe Boll.

God dammit, Nintendo

God dammit, Nintendo

Just when I think I’m out, you pull me back in. Like a jackass.

The Massive Human Boner’s Reign of Terror Continues

The Massive Human Boner’s Reign of Terror Continues

Brendan McNamara is on a roll, like the kind he eats with a stick of butter inside of or like the roll he does as he gelatinously bounces his way down a hill after tripping on an entire roasted pig.

Quit making excuses with your face and play video games.

Quit making excuses with your face and play video games.

It’s fun and good for you! Just ask columnist Jeff Luger!

Tarn’s Chastity Fortress

Tarn’s Chastity Fortress

Some game developers think they have it bad. I guess they don’t know about Tarn, the man of one thousand sadnesses.

Nintendo: Knocking on Sega’s door?

Nintendo: Knocking on Sega’s door?

Plummeting towards obsolescence or merely sliding?

World of Warcraft: Free to Play Until Level 20

World of Warcraft: Free to Play Until Level 20

In case you were concerned that enough people aren’t addicted to this game.

No More Bulletstorms

No More Bulletstorms

The days of shooting a man in the crotch for points are over. However, Duke Nukem will probably still get a sequel. Great.

Assassin’s Creed Embers features Old Fart Ezio

Assassin’s Creed Embers features Old Fart Ezio

Maybe this will be as exciting as Solid Snake being a codgerly old fart!

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One Last Missive

One Last Missive

A transmission for those who are lost.

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Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Seriously, let's play Portal 2.

6. “Urine?”
Big surprise, we solved some puzzles. Bigger surprise? We didn’t spend a good fifteen minutes staring at the walls in hopes of figuring it out. Yup, we really had our genius hats on for this one, right up until our enlarged genius-brain filled heads couldn’t fit through the exit door. Then we took off our genius caps and promptly realized we were still morons.