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Battlefield 3: Distracting me With Gorgeous Destruction

Battlefield 3: Distracting me With Gorgeous Destruction

But it’s not easy when my brain keeps being bombarded by such glorious images of destruction.

Surprise Camping Trip!

Surprise Camping Trip!

I take a break from my grand construction in order to get lost in the middle of the damn woods for a week.

Is Facebook Gaming In Decline?

Is Facebook Gaming In Decline?

If so, my faith in humanity will be on the rise!

China Opens “Unlicensed” Warcraft/Starcraft Amusement Park

China Opens “Unlicensed” Warcraft/Starcraft Amusement Park

Have you heard of my new amusement park? I’m calling it “Smisneygland”.

Goldeneye 007: Reloaded fills heart with high-def nostalgia

Goldeneye 007: Reloaded fills heart with high-def nostalgia

It is with cautious optimism that I say, “YES! FINALLY!”

Fall of the British Empire

Fall of the British Empire

Outside of being jerks to the colored peoples of everywhere, the Brits had a good run.

Technology Company AMD is Full of BS

Technology Company AMD is Full of BS

Either that or their latest line of processors is capable of time travel.

Will a New Law Make Streaming Video Games Illegal?

The skies will fall! Dogs and cats will cohabitate! EVERYONE PANIC!

Team Bondi Led By a Fat, Angry, Bald Man

Team Bondi Led By a Fat, Angry, Bald Man

Sometimes it takes the right kind of man to make everyone miserable. Brendan McNamara might just be that man. That fat, angry, bald man.

The Citadel’s Shell and AWOL Ghasts

The Citadel’s Shell and AWOL Ghasts

The Hard Mode Minecraft epic continues with creepily absent Ghasts and crap tons of cobblestone.

Week of 7/4/11 – Independence Day

Week of 7/4/11 – Independence Day

Focus testing has shown that people find fat kids less repulsive then ever before!

Sony Finally Pulling the Plug on Star Wars: Galaxies

Sometimes…you just have to let go, man.

Week of 6/27/11 – The Clancy Genre

Week of 6/27/11 – The Clancy Genre

Now that Tom Clancy is officially a game genre, we’d like to gracefully bow out of the whole game thing.

The Tablet War Has Been Won

Though it was less of a war and more of a shameful humiliation for everyone who wasn’t Apple.

My console can beat up your console!

My console can beat up your console!

Nuh uh! YEAH HUH. What the hell are we even doing here?

Week of 6/20/11 – Shadows of the Lazy

Week of 6/20/11 – Shadows of the Lazy

Laziness abounds in this late, late edition of Release Notes.

EVE Online Adds Microtransactions, Forgets the “Micro” Part

EVE Online is a cold, harsh universe where a snazzy monocle costs more than a dozen battleships.

Wii U: More powerful than the PS3?

I understand why power is appealing, but I’m not sure what more can be done with it.

AggroGamer plays Dead Island demo, ruins underpants

Dead Island didn’t even buy you dinner first, you dirty slut.

Week of 6/13/11 – Uncle Duke

Week of 6/13/11 – Uncle Duke

Dirty old Uncle Duke is back and he’s leering at your baby sister.

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One Last Missive

One Last Missive

A transmission for those who are lost.

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Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Seriously, let's play Portal 2.

6. “Urine?”
Big surprise, we solved some puzzles. Bigger surprise? We didn’t spend a good fifteen minutes staring at the walls in hopes of figuring it out. Yup, we really had our genius hats on for this one, right up until our enlarged genius-brain filled heads couldn’t fit through the exit door. Then we took off our genius caps and promptly realized we were still morons.