Movies

Who’s going to replace Eddie Murphy?

With producer Brett Ratner and Eddie Murphy out of the Oscars, who’s going to be hosting the Oscars?

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Hulu Plus coming to Wii, and other things you probably shouldn’t care about

Nice! More content that I may or may not be able to watch due to some insane licensing agreements.

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The Avengers Trailer released, looks not terrible

On a high level, I’m just saying, I may actually see it. Possibly in the theater.

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The Great Red Netflix debacle

Netflix is splitting, but offering a new video game rental service while they do it… what’s all the rage about?

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The Future is Now

Whoa… this is heavy, Doc.

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Brett Ratner, Eddie Murphy, the Oscars, and other irrelevant nonsense

Great! A director that hasn’t made a decent movie in a decade approves of a washed up comedian to host an awards show that no one really cares about.

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Well, folks. George Lucas has gone and done it again.

Just when you thought your memories of Star Wars were safe, Creepy Uncle George went dicking around in them again… with his dick.

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Captain America co-writer looking to cast Peter Dinklage as MODOK

This notion settles into a comfortable ass dent on the easy chair of bad ideas.

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Oh, good. Ben Affleck is making a video game movie.

A common ambition for people who are morons. Ask Uwe Boll.

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Internet denizens whine about a woman wearing a skin-tight suit

As it turns out, there really is a first time for everything!

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Superman is a badass?

Let’s see if this whole “In Nolan we Trust” thing extends to Superman.

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii is on the agenda, and it comes bearing boobs, guns, and tons of explosions.

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Who the Hell Asked for a Spider-Man Reboot?

Because whoever they are, I’m pretty sure that I hate them.

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The Dark Knight Rises Teaser: Now in non-bootleg format

Holy crap! It’s in HD and I can hear what everyone is saying!

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Sarah Palin’s documentary is a movie

One captured by cameras.

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Almighty Thor

This week, I watch Almighty Thor! I’m so excited, I’m about to eat lightning and crap thunder.

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Dark Knight poster emerges, bat-nerds soil trousers

Gear up for more of that good ol’ fashioned, dark, Dark Knight.

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Rubber

Another week, another terrible movie. This time, it’s the pretentious tale of a sentient, psychopathic, psycho-kinetic tire. If only the tire had turned on the jackasses behind the camera…

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A Quick Look: Transformers: Dark of the Moon in IMAX 3D

Does anyone know a good brainologist? Because after seeing Transformers 3D my brain is… brain.

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