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Who’s going to replace Eddie Murphy?

Who’s going to replace Eddie Murphy?

With producer Brett Ratner and Eddie Murphy out of the Oscars, who’s going to be hosting the Oscars?

Hulu Plus coming to Wii, and other things you probably shouldn’t care about

Hulu Plus coming to Wii, and other things you probably shouldn’t care about

Nice! More content that I may or may not be able to watch due to some insane licensing agreements.

The Avengers Trailer released, looks not terrible

The Avengers Trailer released, looks not terrible

On a high level, I’m just saying, I may actually see it. Possibly in the theater.

The Great Red Netflix debacle

The Great Red Netflix debacle

Netflix is splitting, but offering a new video game rental service while they do it… what’s all the rage about?

The Future is Now

The Future is Now

Whoa… this is heavy, Doc.

Brett Ratner, Eddie Murphy, the Oscars, and other irrelevant nonsense

Brett Ratner, Eddie Murphy, the Oscars, and other irrelevant nonsense

Great! A director that hasn’t made a decent movie in a decade approves of a washed up comedian to host an awards show that no one really cares about.

Well, folks. George Lucas has gone and done it again.

Well, folks. George Lucas has gone and done it again.

Just when you thought your memories of Star Wars were safe, Creepy Uncle George went dicking around in them again… with his dick.

Captain America co-writer looking to cast Peter Dinklage as MODOK

Captain America co-writer looking to cast Peter Dinklage as MODOK

This notion settles into a comfortable ass dent on the easy chair of bad ideas.

Oh, good. Ben Affleck is making a video game movie.

Oh, good. Ben Affleck is making a video game movie.

A common ambition for people who are morons. Ask Uwe Boll.

Internet denizens whine about a woman wearing a skin-tight suit

Internet denizens whine about a woman wearing a skin-tight suit

As it turns out, there really is a first time for everything!

Superman is a badass?

Superman is a badass?

Let’s see if this whole “In Nolan we Trust” thing extends to Superman.

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii is on the agenda, and it comes bearing boobs, guns, and tons of explosions.

Who the Hell Asked for a Spider-Man Reboot?

Who the Hell Asked for a Spider-Man Reboot?

Because whoever they are, I’m pretty sure that I hate them.

The Dark Knight Rises Teaser: Now in non-bootleg format

The Dark Knight Rises Teaser: Now in non-bootleg format

Holy crap! It’s in HD and I can hear what everyone is saying!

Sarah Palin’s documentary is a movie

Sarah Palin’s documentary is a movie

One captured by cameras.

Almighty Thor

Almighty Thor

This week, I watch Almighty Thor! I’m so excited, I’m about to eat lightning and crap thunder.

Dark Knight poster emerges, bat-nerds soil trousers

Dark Knight poster emerges, bat-nerds soil trousers

Gear up for more of that good ol’ fashioned, dark, Dark Knight.

Rubber

Rubber

Another week, another terrible movie. This time, it’s the pretentious tale of a sentient, psychopathic, psycho-kinetic tire. If only the tire had turned on the jackasses behind the camera…

One way to get me pissed off at a newspaper

Unsurprisingly, it’s a short list. One: write this article.

A Quick Look: Transformers: Dark of the Moon in IMAX 3D

A Quick Look: Transformers: Dark of the Moon in IMAX 3D

Does anyone know a good brainologist? Because after seeing Transformers 3D my brain is… brain.

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One Last Missive

One Last Missive

A transmission for those who are lost.

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Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Seriously, let's play Portal 2.

6. “Urine?”
Big surprise, we solved some puzzles. Bigger surprise? We didn’t spend a good fifteen minutes staring at the walls in hopes of figuring it out. Yup, we really had our genius hats on for this one, right up until our enlarged genius-brain filled heads couldn’t fit through the exit door. Then we took off our genius caps and promptly realized we were still morons.