Thick Moustache: Gentlemanly Studies on Modern Leisure

Movies

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

I really need to stop watching movies about the ocean. My motion sickness is getting greater than my self-loathing with every viewing.

Michael Bay to save 3D?

In a world, where 3D is ruining the movies, one man steps forward to right the past’s wrongs.

The Tablet War Has Been Won

Though it was less of a war and more of a shameful humiliation for everyone who wasn’t Apple.

Le Nom des I Don’t Give a Crap

Le Nom des I Don’t Give a Crap

Because seriously, no. Just no.

The Room: The Play/Live Reading

The Room: The Play/Live Reading

I laughed until I cried, then I met Tommy Wiseau. Good play? No. Good time? Hell yes.

The Rules

If more movie theaters abided, maybe going to the movies wouldn’t suck.

Jennifer Love-Hewitt: Worst actress ever?

Hey! Let’s not go crazy… we’ve seen Keira Knightley in the Pirates movies.

Titanic II

Titanic II

I set sail on the Titanic II for wave after wave of suspense. I think I’m seasick.

Dear Hollywood, Stop Zombifying my Childhood

Dear Hollywood, Stop Zombifying my Childhood

I’m getting tired of having to shoot the reanimated husks of my childhood toys.

The light’s dying and Sony killed it

We’re starting to run out of things we can’t blame on Sony.

Better in Black and White

Also known as the Crappy Cinematographer test. These all pass.

Viewers in Cannes flee due to horrific violence and sexuality

Fortunately, it’s the fake kind. Unfortunately, it’s Antonio Banderas’ new movie.

Batnerds, activate Batboners.

Batnerds, activate Batboners.

You may want to prepare a fresh pair of shorts before you read this.

Hulu Plus, I’ve got another bone to pick with you.

Hulu Plus, I’ve got another bone to pick with you.

Hulu Plus, I love you so much. Why do you make me do this to you?

Netflix is kicking Torrent ass

Should I file this under “David is right and is great,” or “David is right and is the greatest”?

Schwarzenegger’s “Secret Kid” scandal won’t affect his movies

Schwarzenegger’s “Secret Kid” scandal won’t affect his movies

Whoa! It’s almost like he’s some kind of international movie star.

Beastmaster

Beastmaster

A classic in its own right, this week I talk about Beastmaster, because what’s better than the story of a man and his dog… who gets murdered… in the first half hour.

Battle of Los Angeles

Battle of Los Angeles

Sometimes, it’s just not bad enough to get good… this is one of those times. I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.

Talkin’ about The Beav

Talkin’ about The Beav

Thor’s got nothing on The Beaver.

Week of 5/2/11 – Battle of Kick-Ass Edition

Week of 5/2/11 – Battle of Kick-Ass Edition

Movies come and movies go, but eventually, they wind up on Netflix Instant. Let’s see what’s coming up this week.

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One Last Missive

One Last Missive

A transmission for those who are lost.

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Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 6

Seriously, let's play Portal 2.

6. “Urine?”
Big surprise, we solved some puzzles. Bigger surprise? We didn’t spend a good fifteen minutes staring at the walls in hopes of figuring it out. Yup, we really had our genius hats on for this one, right up until our enlarged genius-brain filled heads couldn’t fit through the exit door. Then we took off our genius caps and promptly realized we were still morons.