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Goldeneye 007: Reloaded fills heart with high-def nostalgia

Posted by David on July 20th, 2011

The only palpable fear I have for this release is that they muck up the controls and/or levels and/or everything. I don’t know about you, but much of my beleaguered youth was spent dumping hour after hour into screaming and murdering my friends in the original Goldeneye 007, so this matter sits near to my heart. I’m eager to relive those blood-soaked memories, but I approach it all with some level of trepidation because it’s not going to take much to completely ruin it for me.

Will this be a high-resolution replica of the game I loved? Or an abomination, spewed forth from the corporeal loins of an industry trying to harvest yet another dollar from a once beloved game? Only time will tell.

But when that time comes, friend, I’ll be ready to lay down that old fashioned, Bond-style punishment. Licence to Kill pistols on The Facility,  unless you’re some kind of bitch. Duel DD44 Dostoveis, for the win! Come at me!

[Source: PC World]

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