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I beat Batman: Arkham City… and some thugs in the face

Posted by David on October 27th, 2011

They usually scream

Misogyny aside, I enjoyed Batman: Arkham City. It really captures what it’s like to step into the shoes of the Caped Crusader. By shoes, I mean thug-tromping boots, maniac-strangling gloves, and whimper-inducing cowl. There’s something amazingly satisfying about jumping into a group of jerks and beating them until they need colostomy bags.

One time, I hit a guy so hard he got stuck in a wall.

No, seriously, look.

Can Batman hit a thug so hard that he can't remove him from the wall he hit him into? Yes.

Being Batman is awesome.

4 Responses to I beat Batman: Arkham City… and some thugs in the face

  1. BATMAN DOESN’T KILL

    I swear to god ONE of those blows, particularly a 150ft soaring kick to the head / neck, had to have killed someone.

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