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Technology Company AMD is Full of BS

Posted by Sean on July 18th, 2011

AMD is telling people that the next XBox will be capable of rendering graphics on par with Avatar. This mysterious console from the future doesn’t actually exist yet! I’m calling bullshit, especially when you follow up with flimsy non-statements like this:

Robison also mentioned that the A.I. and physics capabilities of the next-gen hardware will allow for every pedestrian in a game such as Grand Theft Auto or Saints Row to have a totally individual mentality, meaning when you shoot a gun or run someone over they don’t all just do the same thing.

Furthermore, what neanderthals are responsible for creating the image to accompany The Examiner’s article (which I’ve taken the liberty of stealing and posting above)? Because they should probably be fired. Out of a cannon.

[Source: Examiner]

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