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Portal 2: Peer Review – Part 1

Posted by Asif on November 30th, 2011

Seriously, let's play Portal 2.

1. “Are There New Things?”
We embark on a new journey in the wonderful world of Portal. We solved the first puzzle – actually finding the DLC – pretty quickly and thought everything was going to be as easy, but then they went and added lasers, which make most situations more complicated. Child birth, for example, is a lot more difficult once you throw in a few lasers. I’ll let you use your imagination to picture where those lasers are coming from, but it goes without saying that no matter what the configuration of face blasting lasers, they make things a little more dicey and a lot more unhygienic in the delivery room.

While solving puzzles, we also learn a few things, like if you are having a baby, with or without lasers, you don’t want David to deliver your new born child; he’s probably going to drop them on their head into a pit of flesh-melting slime. That’s a really complex way of expressing the idea that David can’t catch. So, unless your baby is going to respawn after disintegrating, it’s probably best to hire a professional baby catcher.

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6. “Urine?”
Big surprise, we solved some puzzles. Bigger surprise? We didn’t spend a good fifteen minutes staring at the walls in hopes of figuring it out. Yup, we really had our genius hats on for this one, right up until our enlarged genius-brain filled heads couldn’t fit through the exit door. Then we took off our genius caps and promptly realized we were still morons.