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Jennifer Love-Hewitt: Worst actress ever?

Posted by David on June 8th, 2011

According to Slate‘s Hollywood Career-o-Matic tool (and reporting by Patrick Goldstein of the Los Angeles Times), Jennifer Love-Hewitt is the worst actress ever. Clearly no one’s shocked by this, but seriously, has anyone ever gone to a Jennifer Love-Hewitt movie to watch her act?

Besides, her Rotten Tomatoes ranking has nothing to do with her acting ability, it has to do with her crappy taste in movies. If anything, the Career-o-Matic should have declared her agent the worst ever.

My point is tha—actually I forgot my point, I was looking at pictures of Jennifer Love-Hewitt. I’ll be in my bunk.

[Source: The Baltimore Sun]

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