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The Dark Knight Rises Teaser: Now in non-bootleg format

Posted by David on July 19th, 2011

Bane approaches, Batman! Check your Bat-Underpants.

As soon as Warner Brothers was finished milking their initial, weekend dollars on the final Harry Potter, they deemed it fit to release the official teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises. Based on what little I’ve seen, it’s looking like this movie is aiming to permanently wound my bat-psyche.

Gordon’s gasping in a hospital bed, Bane looks terrifying, and in the last glimpse they give us, Batman looks like he’s sincerely about to crap his pants. I’m hoping he packed some Handi Wipes in his utility belt.

Even though it’s still a year away, I’m finding myself increasingly anxious for its release. By “increasingly anxious for”, I mean “wanting to find someone who can induce a medical coma until”.

Check out the Batness below, courtesy of Machinima:

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